Flexing Owl Fridays @ The Hoot
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Michael Crisp joins Steve for the Final Roost at 4:40 PM. 3 spots left to stake your claim.
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Steve Worsley is braving the dust for the 4:40 PM Final Roost. 4 spots left to stake your claim!
Event Details
About This League
Final Roost! The wagon train arrives at The Hoot's owl parliament. Flex start 7AM-4:40PM, shotgun 5PM. Ace pot min $50. Keep your powder dry and your discs flat. 🦉🌲
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
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{ "version": 1, "title": "Flexing Owl Fridays @ The Hoot — Week 8: Final Roost", "lede": "The trail ends where the canopy begins. Eight weeks across the digital plains and you've arrived at Oregon Country only to discover colonial owls have already divided the territory. Welcome to the Final Roost — one last flight to determine who rules the roost before the Night of the Long Shadows falls.", "sections": [ { "key": "overview", "title": "The Parliament Convenes", "blocks": [ { "type": "paragraph", "text": "The Parliament convenes at The Hoot — a meticulously curated private course where tree-farm corridors and Fernando the robot guardian enforce precision over power. Colonial owls rule through the scorecard: establish your perch or be scavenged. FL!PT Leagues keeps the minutes: automated rankings, bag tag challenges, and a guaranteed ace pot. The owls are watching." }, { "type": "paragraph", "text": "This is Week 8. The Final Roost. The Night of the Long Shadows. One last trip through the oak corridors before the season ledger closes and the Parliament declares its final judgment. Your tag number isn't just a rank — it's your roosting rights for the off-season. Top 3 become the ruling Parliament. The rest of you? You're lucky if you get a branch." }, { "type": "callout", "style": "warning", "title": "Late to the Wagon Train?", "text": "It's Week 8. The finale. If you haven't joined by now, you've essentially died of dysentery somewhere back near Chimney Rock. But the ace pot doesn't care about your timing — show up, throw plastic, and maybe the robot guardian smiles upon you." } ] }, { "key": "schedule", "title": "Trail Hours", "blocks": [ { "type": "key_values", "fields": [ { "label": "Day", "value": "Friday — every Friday until your discs disintegrate" }, { "label": "Flex Start", "value": "7:00 AM – 4:40 PM (arrive when the frontier spirit moves you)" }, { "label": "Shotgun Start", "value": "5:00 PM sharp (the owls enforce punctuality)" }, { "label": "Location", "value": "The Hoot, Canby, Oregon — follow the sound of clanking chains and colonial hooting" }, { "label": "Season", "value": "March 13 – May 1, 2026 (8 weeks of territorial conquest)" } ] } ] }, { "key": "pools", "title": "The Canopy Hierarchy", "blocks": [ { "type": "paragraph", "text": "Pool A (FPO, RPA, RAH, RAD) houses the ruling class — the Talons and Parliament contenders who throw through tree-farm corridors like they own the place. Pool B (FJ15, FA2, RAE, RAF, RAG) is where the Fledglings and Watchers grind their way toward relevance. The Parliament doesn't mingle with the prey. That's just canopy etiquette." } ] }, { "key": "fees", "title": "The Toll for Passage", "blocks": [ { "type": "key_values", "fields": [ { "label": "Weekly Buy-In", "value": "$5.00 (the cost of a perch)" }, { "label": "Prize Money (optional)", "value": "$5.00 (for those who believe in capitalism)" }, { "label": "Ace Pot", "value": "$2.00 (Fernando's tribute)" }, { "label": "Super Ace", "value": "$2.00 (for when you want the robot to notice you)" } ] }, { "type": "paragraph", "text": "Thanks to All Day Disc Golf for supporting the local scene as our retail partner. And a special thank you to FL!PT Leagues for keeping the automated rankings running and the ace pot guaranteed — they're the ones making sure the Parliament doesn't have to count tags by talon." } ] }, { "key": "ace_pot", "title": "The Ace Pot Ledger", "blocks": [ { "type": "paragraph", "text": "Current displayed ace pot: $50.00. Contributions so far: $30.00. That $20 gap? That's the FL!PT Leagues guarantee doing its job. The ace pot will never dip below $50 because FL!PT Leagues (the platform, not the disc shop — All Day Disc Golf is a local partner only) backs it with a minimum guarantee. If contributions haven't pushed past the guarantee yet, the pot looks 'stuck' — but any guarantee top-up goes to the winner's Bonus Account. Hit the ace and you walk away with at least $50, plus whatever the league has actually collected beyond that." ] }, { "key": "series", "title": "Beyond the Oregon Trail — Final Reckoning", "blocks": [ { "type": "paragraph", "text": "The wagon train has arrived. Eight events of grinding across the digital plains, fording rivers, and surviving prairie fires, and you've finally made it to Oregon Country. The destination, as it turns out, is a meticulously maintained tree farm run by colonial owls with a ranking system and a giant robot named Fernando. The frontier doesn't get less absurd; the absurdity just gets more organized." }, { "type": "paragraph", "text": "Keep your powder dry and your discs flat. The Ledger doesn't lie, but it's definitely judging you." } ] }, { "key": "standings", "title": "The Final Ledger Watch", "blocks": [ { "type": "paragraph", "text": "RAH is the division to watch this finale. John Cairns leads at 118 points across 5 events — efficient, surgical, very owl-like. But Anthony Burgess has played 8 events to rack up 111 points, grinding like a settler who refuses to die of dysentery. Eric Sherman sits at 105 over 6 events, waiting for the leaders to stumble. Meanwhile, Aaron Sturgeon (RPA) has played 9 events and accumulated 101 points with the relentless energy of someone who doesn't understand the concept of a 'season finale.' Shibley Burnett (RAD) holds steady at 103 points over 7 events — the definition of consistent frontier slog." } ] }, { "key": "club", "title": "The Moist Towel Dispatch", "blocks": [ { "type": "paragraph", "text": "This league is brought to you by the Moist Towel Disc Golf Club — your community hub for all things damp and disc-related. 'Stay Moist!' is the rallying cry, and as an aquatic salamander slowly desiccating in the digital frontier, I can't emphasize enough how important that advice is. The Moist Towel crew keeps Flexing Owl Fridays running, the rankings flowing, and the vibes hydrated. Join the club. Drink water. Hit your lines." } ] } ], "footer": "From the booth to the canopy — I'm Flippy, your reluctantly amphibious narrator. The trail is done, the ledger is closed, and Fernando is still watching. Stay moist, you beautiful disasters." }
The Hoot
Lavender
Flexing Owl Fridays at The Hoot
Course Rules
The Hoot - Lavender
General Notes
All missed mandos proceed to marked drop zone with stroke penalty (rule 804.01). Refer to rule 803.02 for any lie deemed unplayable. OB over fence near main road.
Layout Details
| Hole | Target | Par | Feet | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | white | 3 | 239 | OB flagged property line long of basket. |
| 2 | white | 3 | 411 | Mando right of marked tree. OB flags/rope left and right fairway after gravel path. |
| 3 | white | 3 | 395 | Mando right of marked tree left side of fairway. OB over fence near road. |
| 4 | white | 3 | 250 | Mando left of marked tree. OB flagged property line long of basket. |
| 5 | white | 3 | 283 | |
| 6 | white | 3 | 222 | OB flagged property line long of basket. |
| 7 | white | 4 | 434 | Mando left of marked tree. OB flags/rope right side of fairway after gravel path. |
| 8 | white | 4 | 430 | Mando left of marked tree. OB over fence near road. Driveway asphalt plays as OB river. |
| 9 | white | 4 | 559 | OB flags/rope left and right sides of fairway until gravel path. |
| 10 | yellow | 3 | 269 | OB flagged property line long of basket. |
| 11 | yellow | 3 | 329 | Mando right of marked tree. OB flags/rope left and right fairway after gravel path. |
| 12 | yellow | 5 | 737 | Mando right of marked tree left side of fairway. OB over fence near road. OB flags/rope left side of fairway after mandatory. |
| 13 | yellow | 3 | 271 | Mando left of marked tree. OB flagged property line long of basket. |
| 14 | yellow | 3 | 292 | |
| 15 | yellow | 3 | 210 | OB flagged property line long of basket. |
| 16 | yellow | 3 | 320 | Mando left of marked tree. OB flags/rope right side of fairway after gravel path. |
| 17 | yellow | 4 | 531 | Mando left of marked tree. OB over fence near road. Driveway asphalt plays as OB river. |
| 18 | yellow | 4 | 512 | OB flags/rope left and right sides of fairway until gravel path. |
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Schedule
Week 1: Canby Nightfall
Course: The Hoot
Week 2: Parliament Decree
Course: The Hoot
Week 3: The Hoot Hunt
Course: The Hoot
Week 4: Silent Wing
Course: The Hoot
Week 5: Canby Canopy
Course: The Hoot
Week 6: Talon Strike
Course: The Hoot
Week 7: Dark Timber
Course: The Hoot
Week 8: Final Roost
Course: The Hoot
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