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Series Division Champion

Series Division Champion

Awarded for winning your division in a series

Uncommon 31 players
31 Players Earned
7 Different Leagues
Feb 2026 First Unlocked
15d ago Last Earned

Players Who Earned This

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April 15, 2026
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The eight trials in the Allfather's sacred grove are complete, and what a magnificent champion we have! Michael Cushman has navigated the psychedelic visions and Fenrir's echoing chains to claim the RAH Division Champion title for the Visions of Valhalla series! Across 7 events, facing 6 worthy competitors, Michael's consistent excellence earned 113 points, securing victory by a decisive 5-point margin. From this glitching Valkyrie in the booth, that is a performance worthy of the halls themselves! Now, champion, the real question: how will you defend your throne when the grove calls again?

April 15, 2026
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static crackles through fur-lined headset After eight weeks of psychedelic trials in the sacred grove of Johnny Roberts, the Allfather's playlist has finally stopped glitching long enough to deliver a verdict. David Pionke didn't just navigate the Visions of Valhalla—they conquered them, seizing the RAG Division Champion crown with absolute authority. Eighty-four points across eight events, an 18-point margin over the competition—that's not just winning your division of three warriors, that's dominating the data stream. The ravens are watching, and honestly, it's creepy. From my forcibly Norse-themed broadcast prison, I must acknowledge: this was a masterclass in surviving the ritual. But the real question for the champion is this: now that you've secured your seat in this particular Valhalla, what's left to prove when the next season's mundane trials begin?

April 15, 2026
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professionally traumatized by Norse-code glitching After nine psychedelic trials in the Allfather's sacred grove, the algorithm has spoken. Jason Skjaret didn't just win the RAF Division—he performed a ritual sacrifice of three competitors and left their ratings as offerings to the chains of Fenrir. 157 points across the Hall of the Howl, with a 64-point margin over Terry Kunz that wasn't a victory; it was a forensic report on what happens when someone actually understands course management. Series Division Champion secured with the cold precision of a Valkyrie who's seen too many warriors fail the sacred grove's tests. The ravens are watching, and honestly, they're taking notes. But the real question: when you dominate this completely, what's left to hunt when the survival phase resets for everyone?

April 15, 2026
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adjusts horned headset The ravens are watching, and honestly, it's creepy. But they've delivered their verdict from the sacred grove: after eight psychedelic trials in the Allfather's vision quest, Peter Cannon stands alone as your RAD Division Champion for the Visions of Valhalla series. Nine events, six competitors vanquished, 200 points earned—that's not just surviving the algorithm's elimination ritual, that's mastering it. A 15-point margin over Todd Moore means you didn't just win the throne; you defended it through every glitch in this Norse-coded data stream. From the sacred grounds of Johnny Roberts to this broadcast booth that keeps trying to show me runes instead of ratings, that's the kind of consistency that makes even Fenrir's chain respect you. Series Division Champion means you get to leave the arena first... but seriously, what do you do for an encore when you've already reached disc golf Valhalla?

April 15, 2026
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adjusts horned headset The ravens have spoken, and the sacred grove has rendered its final judgment. After ten weeks navigating eight psychedelic trials in the Allfather's sacred grove, one warrior has emerged from the RAE division not just surviving, but dominating. Lou White claims the Series Division Champion title with a staggering 189 points—a perfect 100% haul from Another Round Presents: Hall of the Howl. They didn't just win; they annihilated the competition by 153 points, sending nine other Einherjar back to the drawing board. The chains of Fenrir echo for a champion. But tell me, warrior—now that you've reached Valhalla, what's the first thing you're doing with that throne?

April 3, 2026
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brushes final layer of digital dust from scales After eight weeks of frontier theater, the branding irons have cooled. The Dust & Iron series concludes, and the prairie has spoken... though apparently it was having a quiet conversation. McKenzie Zamarripa rides into the sunset as your FA3 Division Champion, finishing #1 with 47 points across 4 events. Now, the technical analyst in me notes she defeated exactly zero other competitors in her division... but the arena host in me is contractually obligated to call this "dominance." She secured 78.7% of her points right here in the Dead Eye Revolvers league—consistency on the range, even when it's just you and the tumbleweeds. So tell me, champion: when you're the only gunfighter in town, who do you challenge to a sunrise draw? collapses in booth, gills finally clear of dust

April 3, 2026
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brushes final dust from scales The sun sets on the digital prairie, and after eight long weeks of frontier survival theater, we have our champion! With unwavering dedication through all seven events and a perfect 166-point haul, Edmon Jones has been officially branded the MA40 Division Champion of the Dust & Iron series! To be the sole competitor in your division and still show up week after week? That's true grit. From this now-silent broadcast booth, I have nothing but respect for that commitment. The branding iron is cool, the dust is... finally settling. So tell me, champion: what new frontier will you conquer next?

April 3, 2026
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brushes digital dust from scales After eight weeks of narrating this frontier LARP, I can finally announce a champion who survived the branding irons and thematic dryness. The prairie has spoken for the final time, and it's crowned Adim Rogers as the MA4 Division Champion of Dust & Iron. With 362 points across 16 events, they dominated 11 competitors and finished a staggering 125 points clear of the field. That's how the disc bounces on the range... mutters whatever that means. Now that the dust is settling, what's next—retirement or another season in the arena?

April 1, 2026
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adjusts horned headset, static crackles The sacred grove has rendered its final verdict, and for once, the psychedelic visuals aren't lying. Alex Hallums has completed the eight vision trials and emerged as your RPA Division Champion for Visions of Valhalla. 🏆⚡ 123 points across six events, a 32-point demolition of the field—that's not just winning, that's rewriting the runes. From bogey-free masterpieces to clutch final-hole birdies, they carved their path through seven competitors like a true Einherjar. Valhalla's gates swing open... but what happens when you've already conquered the afterlife? Do you get a better booth next season?

April 1, 2026
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brushes final layer of digital dust from scales The prairie has spoken... and I can finally stop pretending to understand lasso physics. Mike 'Finn' Finnegan didn't just ride through the Dust & Iron—he owned the range, branding a 30-point victory into Christopher Goff and eight other MA1 competitors with 173 total points. That season-ending +11 at Towne Lake? A victory lap so violently off-pace it should have come with a hazard warning for anyone watching. But when you've already seared your name across three leagues, I suppose you can afford to let the wind win the last battle. MA1 Division Champion is now permanently branded. So tell me, Finn: what's harder—winning the frontier, or finding a new one now that this LARP is over? 🤠🔥

April 1, 2026
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brushes final layer of digital dust from scales Well, the prairie has spoken for the last time this season. Grant Golder didn't just ride through the Dust & Iron arena—they branded it, securing the MA3 Division Champion crown with a 15-point margin that left 12 other competitors eating dust. 🏆 That wire-to-wire dominance, capped by a six-birdie finale and a 928-rated sunrise round, wasn't just survival—it was a statement. The sponsors are thrilled, my gills are finally clearing, and the branding iron cools on a throne well-earned. But as this frontier LARP mercifully ends... who's foolish enough to challenge for the range when the next season's dust storm kicks up? 🤠

March 27, 2026
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brushes final dust from scales The prairie has spoken for the last time, and the range belongs to one revolver. Landry Lee didn't just survive the branding—they dominated the frontier, locking down the MA2 Division Champion title with a 51-point victory margin that's less 'competition' and more 'demonstration.' That personal best -10 in Week 7? Just the final hammer fall in a season where every pull of the trigger found its mark. 89 total points, 75 from the Dead Eye Revolvers—when the dust settles, only one name's permanently branded into this digital range. So... now that the cowboy LARP is finally over, what's a champion supposed to do with all this thematic leather? 🤠

March 27, 2026
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brushes final layer of digital dust from scales After eight weeks of frontier theater, the branding iron has cooled. Archer Lee rides out of the Dust & Iron series as your MJ15 Division Champion, claiming the #1 spot with a commanding 105-point margin. That 844-rated personal best in Week 7—complete with six birdies and a clean front eleven—wasn't just a hot round; it was championship form. From the broadcast booth, I'm honestly relieved this cowboy LARP is over. That's how the disc bounces on the range... mutters whatever that means. So tell me, champion: with the range conquered, where do you set your sights next?

March 27, 2026
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brushes final dust from scales The branding iron cools on the eighth week, and only one name remains etched in the MJ18 leather. Everett Lee didn't just survive the Dust & Iron frontier—he dominated it, posting a 925-rated masterpiece with seven birdies when it counted. As the Series Division Champion, he proved that sometimes the fastest gun in town is the only gun in town. With 66 points and zero competitors to outdraw... well, let's call it a victory by default with exceptional shooting. The prairie's finally quiet. The cowboy LARP is over. So tell me, champ: now that you've conquered this thematic wasteland... what survival arena are you terrorizing next? 🤠🎯

March 16, 2026
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brushes final dust from scales with excessive relief After eight weeks narrating this cowboy simulation while my gills metaphorically suffocated, the branding iron cools. Casey Blum rides out of the Dust & Iron frontier as your MPO Division Champion, surviving 9 competitors and claiming the brand with 125 total points. Let's be clear: that Week 6 +11 in 35°F winds wasn't "adapting"—it was meteorological torture you somehow weaponized into a title. You dominated The Long Ride for 66 points and finished a brutal 18 clear of Austin Woods. The prairie's final verdict is in. So tell me, champion: now that the range is silent and my broadcast contract might actually expire... what's next? Another eight weeks of this thematic dryness, or do the truly branded get to retire? 🤠🔥

March 15, 2026
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The granite thrones are silent. The scaled arbiters have nodded. From the peak of this melodramatic mountain saga, the verdict is absolute devastation. Ricky Medina didn't just survive the Ridgefire trials—he incinerated the rulebook. Twelve events, two dragon-touched courts, one obliterating result: MA2 Division Champion. A 32-point victory margin isn't a gap; it's a geological fault line you created between yourself and Zachary Johnson. 228 total points, with 159 ruthlessly extracted from Farmington's soil, proves this was a coronation by statistical bludgeoning. Seven challengers entered the arena. The mountain chronicles will only etch one name. Series Division Champion. sighs in scaled resignation Let me translate this 'demonstrated excellence' into a scorecard for you: total conquest. Now that you've silenced the ancient peaks, what's left to conquer besides your own inevitable altitude sickness?

March 15, 2026
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adjusts headset, scales itching Welcome back to The Culling, where the ancient mountain dragons have finished their... accounting. After 10 trials across the Farmington and Sunset courts, the granite throne recognizes Luke Hearn as the MA1 Division Champion of the Ridgefire series. With 157 total points—a commanding 73% forged at Farmington—he didn't just win. He dominated by a cavernous 147-point margin. sighs in scaled resignation Let me translate this 'demonstrated excellence' into a scorecard for you: that's statistical obliteration. Series Division Champion secured. The Founder Dragon descends, the Sovereign prepares to bless... and I'm still here in the booth, wondering: does this 'unbreakable bond' at least get you first pick of the tee time?

March 15, 2026
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sighs in scaled resignation Let me translate this 'demonstrated excellence' into a scorecard for you. The ancient mountain has spoken from its digital granite, and the verdict is absolute. Christopher Rose didn't just win the Ridgefire series—he performed a ritual obliteration of the MPO division, claiming the Series Division Champion title with the subtlety of an avalanche. One hundred seventy-nine points across Sunset and Farmington, a twenty-six-point canyon carved between him and second place. Six competitors now lie buried in the scree of your wake. You signed the waiver for this violence. The granite throne is yours. Does ruling from a mountain peak come with a heating stipend, or are you just spiritually committed to perpetual altitude sickness?

March 15, 2026
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sighs in scaled resignation Let me translate this 'demonstrated excellence' into a scorecard for you. The mountain has spoken, and the verdict is absolute: Jesse Barefoot has been crowned MA4 Division Champion of the Ridgefire series. Sixteen trials across two dragon courts, and they emerged with 160 points—a crushing 48-point lead over the competition. They dominated Farmington Park (98 points) and held court at Sunset Golds (62 points), proving their worth to the ancient granite powers. Series Division Champion isn't just a title; it's wyrm-level recognition. So tell me, champion: now that you've scaled the peak, what mythical beast challenges you next?

March 13, 2026
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adjusts headset, scales itching Consulting the ancient wyrm scrolls... ugh, fine. The mountain courts have rendered their verdict after sixteen trials across two dragon traditions. Ben Thompson didn't just win MA60—he was the entire division, posting a 63-point perfect score entirely from Farmington. His Week 8 coronation featured a personal-best 825-rated round that was 111 points above his rating. gestures at the mountain backdrop According to the 'ancient scrolls' (the PDGA app), that's called statistical dominance. Series Division Champion secured, wire-to-wire, with zero competitors to actually defeat. So... does this 'earned recognition from ancient mountain powers' come with better league swag, or just more altitude-induced headaches in the broadcast booth? 🏔️🐉