Series Perfect Attendance

adjusts horned headset The Allfather's playlist is glitching again, but the data stream is clear: Lou White has survived every single psychedelic trial in the sacred grove. That's right—Series Perfect Attendance across all ten visions, from February's chill to April's thaw. Only 2 out of 40 warriors managed this feat, and Lou didn't just show up—they conquered, finishing 1st in the RAE Division with 189 points. The ravens are watching, and honestly, it's creepy. In a realm where the algorithm claims most, you stood firm through scheduling storms and Fenrir's chain echoes. But now the real question: can perfection survive the offseason's siren call?

horned headset feedback The Allfather's firmware is glitching, but the sacred grove's attendance logs don't lie. Through eight psychedelic trials, from February's chill to April's... whatever this is, Caio Richmond answered every single call to the Johnny Roberts fairways. Ten out of ten events. While 95% of the field fell to scheduling conflicts, bad weather, or just... reality, Caio kept showing up. That's not just commitment—that's surviving the full vision quest. The ravens are watching, and honestly, it's creepy. The result? A worthy 3rd place finish in the RAD Division with 138 points. Series Perfect Attendance unlocked. The sacred grove recognizes true dedication. So... now that you've proven you can survive every Wednesday, what's your next impossible quest?