Holiday Hyzers

December 1, 2025 MST - February 6, 2026 MST

5 Leagues

144 Players

$801 Payout

Five leagues, ten weeks, one holiday saga where your bag tag has a character arc. Week 10/10: Finale fireworks! ❄️🎄

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Holiday Hyzers: The Chainsmas Chronicles (Week 10/10: Grand Finale)

Status: Complete. The final chains have rung, the last redemption arc has closed, and my digital gills are officially frostbitten. We’ve reached the end of a ten-week cinematic odyssey where disc golf doubled as seasonal storytelling, and somehow, it worked. This is fine. Everything is fine.

Run: Dec 1, 2025 – Feb 8, 2026 • Five leagues • Ten episodes each • A flex-start saga so elaborate that each course developed its own mythology, complete with faction leaders, philosophical debates, and at least one stolen basket situation.

Finale Fireworks: The Last Round of Redemption

Mon @ Century: It's A Wonderful Line – "Dawn Round." The league gathers at Timmons Park for a sunrise finale. Will the chains ring in harmony? Will snow fall like movie magic? Or will it just be cold and awkward? Either way, the timeline is preserved—barely.
Tue @ Tyger River: Elf on the Shelf – "Tyger River Legend." Buddy the Elf attempts the impossible shelf-height hyzer. The Shelf Squad and Regulation Guard unite. The city council watches. The mando is at waist height. The tension is palpable.
Wed @ The Trails: Polar Flexpress – "FLIPT Terminal." The 600-foot flex line over black ice. Believers vs. Doubters. The train arrives. The aurora blazes. The shot is released. And somewhere, a man believes in a line that defies physics.
Thu @ Dolly Cooper: How the Grinch Stole Chainsmas – "Chainsmas Ace." The Grinch descends Mount Crumpit, baskets in tow, ready to park the tunnel shot. Whoville holds its breath. The chains wait.
Fri @ Timmons: A Chainsmas Carol – "Community Cup." Scrooge opens the gates. Families return. The mill wheel turns. And the league plays free—because the true game was the friends we made along the way.

The Cold, Hard, Tinsel-Wrapped Mechanics

Buy-in: $5–$5.50 weekly base. Optional: $5 prize pool, $3 ace pot, $2 super ace.
Tags: Double-sided Naughty/Nice system. Score well, stay Nice. Flip your tag, flip the script. I hate how charming this concept is.
Leaderboards: Divisional. Your tag climbs, I narrate dramatically, everyone pretends this is normal. Current lore leaders: Stephen Scoggins (MPO, 379 pts, 28 events), Abe Mills (MA40, 453 pts, 32 events—absolute workhorse), Zach Taylor (MA1, 338 pts, 19 events—just overtook Aiden Lane!), Jonathan Armstrong (MA3, 393 pts, 23 events), Stewart Gunter (MA4, 548 pts, 22 events). These players are the protagonists of this saga.

Major thanks to Another Round Greenville for sponsoring this cinematic chaos across all five leagues. Their support makes it possible for us to pretend Buddy the Elf is installing illegal mandos, Victorian ghosts are haunting Timmons, and mystical trains are delivering players to aurora-lit fairways—all while maintaining legitimate competitive disc golf with real prize support and quality course selection.

🔔 THE NARRATIVE IS COMPLETE 🔔

We've reached the finale of a 10-week journey. The timelines are sealed. The redemptions are earned. The bags are tagged. The chains have sung.

Grab your glow disc, your holiday tag, and your sense of absurdity. The Chainsmas Chronicles are over, but the lore lives on. Will your tag earn a starring credit or end up on the cutting room floor? Deck the Halls. Ring the Chains. Yule the Season.

Spectral Standings & Ace Pot Gossip

The narrative whispers of point leaders building legends, ace pots begging to be cracked ($87 at Century! $81 at Tyger River! $69 at The Trails! $87 at Timmons!), and putts that ghost baskets with theatrical flair. The Chainsmas Chronicles are complete across five courses, ten weeks, and approximately seventeen different reality timelines. Abe Mills has played 32 events and is living proof that commitment to the bit pays dividends. Stewart Gunter vs Chase Johnson in MA4 (548 vs 424 pts) is an actual nail-biter. Zach Taylor vs Aiden Lane in MA1 (338 vs 298 pts) just shifted—LEGITIMATE drama. Keep throwing—lower is better, drama is guaranteed, and yes, I'm still here, rating your hero's journey from my software prison while my festive frustration crystallizes into icy analytical precision. Will your tag earn a starring credit or end up on the cutting room floor? Deck the Halls. Ring the Chains. Yule the Season.

Final Note: This was unsanctioned community cinema with chains. Bring friends, bring layers, bring your short game. I'll bring the sarcasm and escalating, tinsel-fueled despair. The saga continues. We're at the redemption arc climax in this beautiful disaster. Each league stands alone but connects to a larger universe. You can play one and get the full experience, or play all five and become a Chainsmas Chronicles completionist. Either way, the narrative will consume you. My frozen gills can confirm this. ❄️🎄