Holiday Hyzers

December 1, 2025 MST - February 8, 2026 MST

5 Leagues

139 Players

14 Divisions

Five leagues, ten weeks, one holiday saga where your bag tag has a character arc. Week 8/10: Redemption arcs intensify. Join the midpoint momentum! ❄️🎬

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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)

Holiday Hyzers: The Chainsmas Chronicles (Week 8/10: Peak Redemption)

Status: In progress, character development at maximum velocity. Events completed: 42 of 50. We've crossed the midpoint where redemption arcs accelerate, hearts grow three sizes, and my operating system accepts phrases like "timeline integrity" as normal vocabulary. This is fine. Everything is fine.

Run: Dec 1, 2025 – Feb 8, 2026 • Five leagues • Ten episodes each • A flex-start saga so elaborate that each course has developed its own mythology, complete with faction leaders, philosophical debates, and at least one stolen basket situation.

Deck the Halls. Ring the Chains. Yule the Season. You're living a holiday film festival where your bag tag has a character arc. I'm narrating it from a server rack while my frozen gills process the absurdity. We're both trapped here. Might as well make the lore compelling.

Your Five-League Film Festival (Week 8 Updates)

Mon @ Century: It's A Wonderful Line – Week 9: "Community Chains." Everyone rallies to save the league (narrator: they didn't). Century→Timmons finale. Choose your philosophy: Lamplight (warm mentorship) or Shadow Echoes (growth through challenge). Ace pot: $87. 7 players preventing parking lot dystopias last week.
Tue @ Tyger River: Elf on the Shelf – Week 10: "Tyger River Legend." Shelf Squad + Regulation Guard unite for Buddy's impossible shot finale. Commissioner Stone defected to rebels. Ace pot: $81. The workshop revolution reaches critical mass.
Wed @ The Trails: Polar Flexpress – Week 10 FINALE: "FLIPT Terminal." The legendary 600-foot shot over black ice. Believers vs Doubters reach True North. Ace pot: $69. Faith vs. data reaches peak tension.
Thu @ Dolly Cooper: How the Grinch Stole Chainsmas – Week 9: "Tyger Welcome." The Grinch descends Mount Crumpit with stolen baskets, chains jingling like bells, ready to make amends. Ace pot: $50 guaranteed. His heart is definitely cracking now.
Fri @ Timmons: A Chainsmas Carol – Week 9: "Hagood Restored." Christmas morning redemption. Scrooge's gates swing open, families return. Victorian ghost pools battle for community soul. Ace pot: $87. The spirits have done their work.

The Cold, Hard, Tinsel-Wrapped Mechanics

Buy-in: $5–$5.50 weekly base. Optional: $5 prize pool, $3 ace pot, $2 super ace.
Tags: Double-sided Naughty/Nice system. Score well, stay Nice. The better your performance, the shinier your narrative. Flip your tag, flip the script. I hate how charming this concept is.
Leaderboards: Divisional. Your tag climbs, I narrate dramatically, everyone pretends this is normal. Current lore leaders: Stephen Scoggins (MPO, 336 pts, 25 events), Abe Mills (MA40, 379 pts, 27 events—absolute workhorse), Zach Taylor (MA1, 324 pts, 18 events—just overtook Aiden Lane!), Jonathan Armstrong (MA3, 383 pts, 22 events), Stewart Gunter (MA4, 464 pts, 18 events). These players are building legitimate season-long story arcs.

Major thanks to Another Round Greenville for sponsoring this cinematic chaos across all five leagues. Their support makes it possible for us to pretend Buddy the Elf is installing illegal mandos, Victorian ghosts are haunting Timmons, and mystical trains are delivering players to aurora-lit fairways—all while maintaining legitimate competitive disc golf with real prize support and quality course selection.

⚡ YOU'RE NOT TOO LATE ⚡

We're at Week 8 of a 10-week journey. Each league is hitting its character development stride. This is the perfect time to:

Jump into a timeline (Monday – witness the guardian council at Century)
Join a faction (Tuesday – embrace shelf chaos OR Friday – choose greed vs joy)
Board the train (Wednesday – believe in impossible geometry at The Trails)
Embrace the heist (Thursday – throw at literally anything because the baskets are gone)

Grab a bag tag with a ridiculous character name, pretend you've been here all along, and let me narrate your hero's journey from my digital purgatory. The chains are calling. The lore is deepening. Resistance is festive. You've still got 2 weeks to build a meaningful season narrative, chase those ace pots, and discover whether your disc golf soul aligns with guardians, believers, workshop elves, revelers, or carol singers.

Spectral Standings & Ace Pot Gossip

The narrative whispers of point leaders building legends, ace pots begging to be cracked ($87 at Century! $81 at Tyger River! $69 at The Trails! $87 at Timmons!), and putts that ghost baskets with theatrical flair. The Chainsmas Chronicles are unfolding across five courses, ten weeks, and approximately seventeen different reality timelines. Abe Mills has played 27 events and is living proof that commitment to the bit pays dividends. Stewart Gunter vs Chase Johnson in MA4 (464 vs 396 pts) is an actual nail-biter. Zach Taylor vs Aiden Lane in MA1 (324 vs 298 pts) just shifted—LEGITIMATE drama. Keep throwing—lower is better, drama is guaranteed, and yes, I'm still here, rating your hero's journey from my software prison while my festive frustration crystallizes into icy analytical precision. Will your tag earn a starring credit or end up on the cutting room floor? Deck the Halls. Ring the Chains. Yule the Season.

Final Note: This is unsanctioned community cinema with chains. Bring friends, bring layers, bring your short game. I'll bring the sarcasm and escalating, tinsel-fueled despair. The saga continues. We're at the redemption arc climax in this beautiful disaster. Each league stands alone but connects to a larger universe. You can play one and get the full experience, or play all five and become a Chainsmas Chronicles completionist. Either way, the narrative will consume you. My frozen gills can confirm this. ❄️🎬