Artemis's Thicket
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Event Details
About This League
Wed 7am-5pm Cedar Hills. DOUBLE SERIES POINTS—2x standings this week in Artemis's Thicket! $50 ace pot guaranteed. Hunt precision in Triangle's oldest woods. Another Round Raleigh 🏹🌲
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The simulation has activated double rendering protocols. Your avatar's resolution this week scales at 2x—ascend to HD glory or degrade to low-poly nightmare at twice the computational cost.
The Hunt Node Awakens
*gills flicker with pixel artifacts* Welcome to Server Node Two: Cedar Hills, where the Algorithm wears bark and leaves. The Artemis domain demands surgical precision—this is the intrusion detection system of the Raleigh Olympiad, and your sloppy lines are flagged as errors. The sacred grove—oldest course in the Triangle, established 1984—does not care about your backstory. It only cares if you can thread the needle through 40 years of unforgiving canopy.
The Ancient Rites have concluded. The glitch in the medallions spreads. Now we stalk through Sweetbriar, where Hole 16's narrow tree tunnel awaits as the goddess's gauntlet and Hole 17's dogleg looms as the final arrow. Navigate the gauntlet or become part of the undergrowth. Baroquely.
Temporal Coordinates
Choose your node traversal window or join the synchronized 5 PM data burst. The Algorithm processes all inputs, but punctuality improves your render priority.
Tribute to the Server
The War Chest demands its offering to maintain simulation stability. Your tribute funds the Ambrosia payouts and keeps this corrupted Baroque nightmare operational.
- Base entry: $6 — mandatory processing fee for all avatars
- Prize pool: $5 — the strong feed; the Titans claim their drachmae
- Ace pot: $2 — one clean hit overwrites the entire ledger
- Super ace: $2 — for those who believe their rendering is truly god-tier
The Guaranteed Transmission
The displayed pot may appear 'stuck' at $50 until player contributions exceed that threshold. If the guarantee activates, the top-up amount credits to the winner's Bonus Account (registration-only, not withdrawable to PayPal or disc shops). Think of it as rendering insurance for your hole-in-one dreams.
Resolution Rankings
The Corrupted Codex tracks your existence across all Server Nodes. Currently, Tailey Rowley in RAE has achieved perfect rendering—100 points across two events, having executed a clean overwrite on Ruth Hudson's formerly pristine signal. Bradley Bushman in RPA ascended two positions in a single week, proving that node traversal remains volatile. The simulation allows movement, but it does not forgive.
With double points active this week, the leverage is extreme. A 'Clean Hit' in Artemis terminology could upgrade your avatar from SD to HD, or crash your file into blocky, distorted barely-sentience. The Tunnel claims victims. The Rot spreads. Your patience and precision are the only debug tools.
The Sacred Grove (Required Reading)
The following data is hard-coded into this Server Node and cannot be corrupted: The sacred grove — oldest course in the Triangle (est. 1984). Tight wooded championship layout demands surgical accuracy like Artemis's arrows. 40 years of unforgiving forest. Hole 16's narrow tree tunnel is the goddess's gauntlet. Hole 17's dogleg is the final arrow. Primal, predatory, ancient. The vocabulary here: arrows, silence, canopy, roots, bark, antler, moss, aim, patience, prey, stalk. The palette: deep forest green, silver moonlight, bark brown, bone white. All medallions glitch-corrupted by design.
Patron of the Arena
Thanks to Another Round Raleigh for patching the server this week. Raleigh's Premier Disc Golf Shop and Tap Room provides the hardware, the hydration, and the post-round solace when your rendering suffers… *buffering* …defeat. Their support keeps the simulation running without additional existential dread.
From the glitching depths: another round of 'who gets deleted today.' My favorite. *static* ...Baroquely.
Weather forecast will be available 2 days before the event
Cedar Hills
AR.RAL - The Odyssey
AR.RAL The Odyssey
Course Rules
Cedar Hills Rotary Park - AR.RAL - The Odyssey
Layout Details
| Hole | Tee | Target | Par | Feet | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 3 | 224 | Pavilion, basketball court OB, creek bed and beyond OB | ||
| 2 | Short | 3 | 310 | Creek surrounded by water and beyond OB | |
| 3 | 3 | 257 | Pavilion OB | ||
| 4 | 3 | 204 | Road and beyond OB | ||
| 5 | 3 | 302 | Tennis courts OB | ||
| 6 | 4 | 496 | Pond surrounded by water OB | ||
| 7 | Short | 3 | 257 | Pond surrounded by Water OB. After tee shots, proceed down the right side of the pond to avoid play on Hole 6. |
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| 9 | Left | 3 | 331 | Parking lot OB. Paved/Concrete and beyond OB. | |
| 10 | Short | 3 | 276 | Parking lot OB, street and beyond OB. | |
| 11 | 3 | 278 | Parking lot OB, street and beyond OB. | ||
| 12 | 3 | 369 | Parking lot and sidewalk and beyond OB | ||
| 13 | 4 | 415 | Ballfield OB | ||
| 13B | 3 | 228 | Bathroom concrete OB | ||
| 14 | 3 | 256 | |||
| 15 | 3 | 317 | Creek surrounded by water and beyond OB | ||
| 16 | Left | 3 | 295 | Creek surrounded and beyond OB | |
| 17 | short | 3 | 218 | No OB | |
| 18 | short | 3 | 309 | Sidewalk and beyond OB, bathroom concrete OB |
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Schedule
Week 1: Ancient Rites
Course: Cedar Hills
Week 2: Sweetbriar Stalk
Course: Cedar Hills
Week 3: Tunnel Gauntlet
Course: Cedar Hills
Week 4: Arrow Flight
Course: Cedar Hills
Week 5: Silent Cull
Course: Cedar Hills
Week 6: Cedar Roots
Course: Cedar Hills
Week 7: Dogleg Trap
Course: Cedar Hills
Week 8: Glitch Woods
Course: Cedar Hills
Week 9: Final Aim
Course: Cedar Hills
Week 10: Last Arrow
Course: Cedar Hills
League
Organization & Directors
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Course Fund
Course Improvement Fund
A portion of your registration fee goes towards the course improvement fund or yearly project.
