Wednesday Johnny League
Apr 20 - Jun 28, 2026
Current Holder
Ryan Barker
Cosmic Autopsy
Your Scorecard's Final Judgment
Numbers Never Forget Your Failures
Aspects refreshed Apr 24, 2026
The Cosmic Autopsy emerged from the Roswell Codex's earliest entries, created when the Grays first realized that human competitive geometry could be quantified and evaluated. It serves as their primary tool for determining which players deserve to ascend in the cosmic hierarchy.
The Cosmic Autopsy manifests as a hovering dodecahedron with smooth, polished surfaces that reflect the chiaroscuro lighting of the cosmic realm. Its exterior bears the appearance of Da Vinci's anatomical drawings rendered in metallic gold against deep blue. When activated, it projects holographic displays of player performances for examination. It radiates a faint golden glow matching the secondary color #D4AF37, and contains animated geometric patterns that shift based on recent competition outcomes.
The Cosmic Autopsy serves as the official record-keeper, conducting post-round examinations of every player's geometric performance and determining who has demonstrated worthy ascension or deserving relegation.
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